SEO Gurus Be Like: Just Add Keywords and Manifest Ranking
A brutally honest breakdown of overpriced audits, buzzword bingo, and why your site’s not on page one—no matter how many H2 tags you bold. Welcome to the Cult of Clicks You’ve just paid a self-proclaimed SEO guru $1,200. They show up in a turtleneck, throw around phrases like “SERP dominance” and “organic acquisition funnel,” and…